ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin
(via calms)
*calls 911*
911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?
me: help!! i lost my virginity!!
911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..
me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !
911: ohhh! xD
me: xD
(via calms)
what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
Why is this not getting around faster
(via gedankenchaoz)